waht we mean it isnt
what we say it tisnt
the problem is in hand
so please do understand
though its been around for hours
the fault it isnt hours
whoevers name is in the frame
be sure we'ere not the ones to blame
though the problem it did linger
and we didnt lift afinger
and you might find it rather odd
but well swear we belive in god
which is what you need to know
if you want to join the status quo
cos the winning part within this farce
is how well you cover up your arse