# i really dont need to metion the welfare reform bill but i'm afraid i must
theres this stallion who for his lunch
for grass did forage then did munch
then man came and got annoyed
my god he said your unemployed
so hooked him up to yoke and cart
then with his whip did make him start
cos for this straw you now must pay
this is all mine i now do say
yes i know you once were free
but now it all belongs to me
its all wired of theres charges due
i can start by taxing you
once you did just as you please
now its all controlled by fees
so if your late now its a crime
you've gotta start watching your time
what joy to me this life does bring
power is such a wonderful thing
and when at last you've doen your time
the knackers yard you'll find is mine